(Source: youwonderwall)
I be that pretty motha fuckaaaaaa
Something you won’t ever find
drake: I made it! I finally signed my contract. Now I have millions of dollars. Is there anything you want? I’ll give you anything you want.
drake’s grandma: You have a million dollars?!
drake: No grandma, I have millions of dollars! I can get you anything! What do you want?
drake’s grandma: I just want a hug and a kiss.<3333333
Over my dead body
“So you wanna be a motherf*ckin funny guy, don’t make me break your Kevin Hart boi”
(Source: faithinthehorizon)
When people knock on me for liking spongebob.
Yeah you can go suck Squidward’s dick shaped nose








